If you, like the vast majority of Christmas gift recipients, got something for Christmas that uses batteries, I've got important consumer information! The following excerpt comes from a toy that our daughter got for Christmas. It's titled "Battery Instructions". Enjoy! (As this is a verbatim transcript, I will kindly delete the [sic] notations that would commonly accompany a masterpiece such as this. You'll see why.)
INFORMATION FOR USERS OF EQUIPMENT HOME
According to Law by Decree at 25 July 2005 art. 13, which carries out the Directives2002/95/CE, 2002/108/CE regarding the increase of use of toxicsubstances into the electric and electronic equipments and into waste disposal.
The symbol showing the rubbish skip crossed, which is putted on equipment or on packaging, means that you need to pick up the product at the end of its live, separately from the other wastes,
so, the user will has to bring the equipment expired to the "Recyclable - waste collection centre" about electric and electronics equipmments or when he will buys a new equipment, which must be equivalent as the old, he will has to give this old equipment shopkeeper.
The right waste disposal, which allows to send this expired equipment to recycling and wastedisposal Centres, allows to avoid the negative effects of waste on environment and on people'shealth.
Moreover the right waste disposal favours the reycling of equipment's materials, The abusive waste disposal of product causes the application of disciplinary measure containing in this law normative.
Now that we're all educated on those points, I've thought of some other funny instructions I'll probably put up here later. After all, I'd hate for anyone to be caught in the act of abusive waste disposal and thus have the normative law disciplinary measures bring ruin to you and your family. This is for your own good.
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